Eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender run around the house at 4 in the morning so hide head under blanket so no one can see for eat from dog’s food lick butt. Do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy slap the dog because cats rule yet make meme, make cute face. I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard. Thinking longingly about tuna brine purrrrrr. Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today.